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martes, diciembre 23, 2003

[ 450. Horoscope ]

I was never (and is still not) a follower of horoscope. Ripped this off a close buddy's blog. So let's evaluate it against myself for the fun of it. =)

VIRGO MAN

Time is precious for Virgo man and if you make him wait, he will consider that as an insult. (Yes, i do hate waiting.) He hates to hear criticism and hates to be criticized. (Ahh... yes. i'm myself. no one is to pass judgement on me. =/) If he is criticizing other people, then he must be influenced by other Zodiac. (hmm.)
He is and he likes to be a perfectionist. (Yes. can't stand when things are not done properly.) He always think he is doing the right and appropriate thing, and often he thinks he makes no mistake. (Haha. sad but true.) He is a bright guy and could accept comments if he thinks it can improve himself. (Hmm. another yes.) He is the type who's well adjusted to make changes. (Ok.. this is not very true though it happens sometimes.)

He will spent money carefully and spent it worthwhile. (Sometimes la.) He will only extravagant for his personnel pleasure only. (Ah YES!) He is quite romantic, (ooh. yessss...) a type of guy who can drive 100 miles just to tell you how much he misses you. (Ohh... yesss...) If he does not care about you, he will not even spent a dime to call you locally. (Sad, but true. but seldom do i not care about anyone. =p) Long distant special low rate call is also out of the question.

He hates rough and crude people. (Yes, jansen is an excellent example.) His woman has to be clean and dress well. (that i think so.) He inspects any thing in details beside being a perfectionist, so you could be lying in your bikini with a perfect figure and he can suddenly comments you about your big feet. (Haha... thou shalt not comment.) If you gain 2 pounds , he may comments you are getting too fat. Before going out with this kind of guy, look at yourself head to toe in the mirror and ask yourself if you are really and entirely ready. (Hmmm...)Unless he dates a model, then he will have less comments. (This is quite untrue actually. cuz i'm no good lookin guy myself so naturally expectations are lower.)

He is neat and tidy, so his life always in a schedule, a fix time to lunch, the same time to go home. (I've learnt to be flexible though it still irritates me at times.) He is well knowledge about food and conscious about nutrition, so you won't see this guy eating a junk food, or strange and exotic food for sure. (YESS!!! IF NOT I'LL GET FAT!)

You will see him in social events or party if only necessary. (Nah, this is a bit untrue. i LOVE social events.) He is gifted with acting, so if he says he can not go out with you because he is sick, then you will believe him. (hehe. devious creatures, aren't we?) He is a hard to please when it comes to what to eat, (Ah yes. it must be up to standard please.) how to work, (Another true one. There's only one way to do things. the right way.) what kind of a woman to date. (This is a bit untrue la.) He always neat and tidy all the times, even if he is in the army, he will be the cleanest soldier in the camp. (Hey hey! way to go!) He likes to speak properly with no slang. (Oh yes. sometimes i gotta force myself to speak broken english. =/ ) He hates laziness and lazy people. (Though true, i'm ironically a lazy guy myself.) He always act like a boring mature adults, but getting to know him , you will know he has his own charm. (Ah yesss...)

He always see things clearly, so he is not the type to be blinded by love. (Yupz.) He is a kind and cool guy, but if constantly irritate with rudeness, ignorant, or stupidity then he will show you that he is annoyed. (Try asking my adjacent beds back at tekong about this. They will show you how true is this. =D) You may see a guy in this Zodiac dress up in an old shirt and old Jean, but if you look carefully, you will see that his hair is neat and unconsciously he will touch his hair a lot. (OH YES!) His desk is always neat and if he sees small scrap paper on the floor, he will pick it up or put it in the basket. (Hmm. ya. maybe it's the training of doing area cleaning in tekong 4 times a day.)

People may think he is selfish, because when he says "No", he really means it. (Ok... true... but i seldom say no. i'm quite soft hearted sometimes. depends on the face la.) Any favor asked , he will help but always in his own limit. (Again, it's a matter of face) The more he see faults in others, the less he wants people to see his. (Yes... i want to be perfect.) If you want him to change his faults, try to tell him gently or he could take it as an insult. (Oh yes. anyone who screams my fault in my face bears my wrath for the next three months.)

He wants love that comes with quality, so he only has a few loves in his life. (Oh yes... i never had any steads in my life.) Woman's trick will not work with him. (Yes.) If he breaks up with a woman, he will also try to avoid all her friends and her environments too. (Yes.) He is very picky and every breaking up, he will be double careful next time. (Yes yes yes.)

He can sweep woman with his charm, but he likes to keep his relationship like a friend. He likes a sincere self confident woman, neat and clean, perrfect and tidy. (Yesyesyesyesyesyes.) A real two "P" , picky and perfectionist Zodiac.

Hmmm. quite true i guess. But don't horoscope all work this way? I mean, it's sort of a one-size-fit-all thingy. Well, never mind. What heck.

Shannon left at 10:41 a. m..

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gone.

will i be back?
i don't know.
maybe i've started elsewhere.
maybe never. again.

martes, diciembre 23, 2003

[ 450. Horoscope ]

the guy

his wishes

his horizons

people.

tags

gone. will i be back? i don't know. maybe i've started elsewhere. maybe never. again.

martes, diciembre 23, 2003

[ 450. Horoscope ]

the guy

his wishes

his horizons

people.

tags

gone.

will i be back?
i don't know.
maybe i've started elsewhere.
maybe never. again.