miércoles, noviembre 12, 2003
[ 421. JC Lightbulbs ]
Remember the JC students and lightbulbs questions? Finally found it again.
So here's it... with some changes from yours truly of course. =)
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: 4 whole faculties. One fac to design the new bulb, one fac to test it out, one fac to market it and one
guy to write a stupid Email about lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.....to compete with RJC.........
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.......one to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: NO LIGHT STILL CAN STUDY!!!!!
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs...
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb??
A: None......they use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None.....only one technical teacher employed from naval base secondary school to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for AC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: They'd prefer it darker..........(hmmm...*raise eyebrow*)......
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None......Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.....
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: Would they bother??
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: School so new lightbulb will spoil ah?? SUE MOE AH!!
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None.....they believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None.....they are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None. Mrs Kok will be more than happy to save on the electricity bills.
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: If it doesn't add to their value-added indicator, they won't bother.
Q: Dun you guys wonder which guy wrote this??
A: TJC!
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb??
A: None. They think they are very bright already.
Notice how when asked "which guy wrote this?" and the TJCians gave a school in reply... hmmm... no wonder they failed GP. |
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